Karl took the “Which world leader are you?” personality test, too. He joked before the quiz that he was probably Stalin or someone like that. In another test, he scored as The Emperor…the epitome of movie dictatorial evil. So, yesterday he took the world leader test. It is worse than I thought. He scored as Saddam Hussein. “If you don’t like me, you better like chemical weapons.”

Abe Lincoln here is not laughing. It is hard work maintaining the union day in and day out without bloodshed.