When was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited. (special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!)
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I know God asked, “Is not my word like fire?” but this is ridiculous!


5 responses to “No They Didn’t!”
Haha, can’t imagine the church reaction if I used this for a children’s story! Reminds me of the time our pastor threw some wood on the stage, dumped lighter fluid on it and struck a match. (Really.) Of course, he’d put a tarp down first and he never actually lit the wood. He was illustrating how innapropriate it is to light the fires of passion before marriage. He got his point across!
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How bizzare!
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I thought you were joking until I clicked on the link!
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Oh, I wish this were a joke!
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I wonder what is going through the head of the lady holding the bible!
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